Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
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Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Randomize