whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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