Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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