Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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