yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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