it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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