chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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