Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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