he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
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Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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