Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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