If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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