I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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