THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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