He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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