she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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