how can u be prego again
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
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