I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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