Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
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You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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