That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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