these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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