have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
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