Dual....:-)
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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