Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
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She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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