doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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