She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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