You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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