Porn is love you can see.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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