Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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