He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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