You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i don't like sucking hair
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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