this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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