it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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