well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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