There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
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There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
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We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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