we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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