I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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