Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
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