Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
her vagine was all disorganized.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
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He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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