some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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