Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I just want nice things and good sex
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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