I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Even the bartender felt bad for me
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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