How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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