I'm jealous of your bromance
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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