I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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