I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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