Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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