at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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