I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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