so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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