ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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