And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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