I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
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I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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