Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Are my feet made of real feet?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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