is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
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"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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