let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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