No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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