So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I would fuck him just for his dog
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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