Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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